Fun things to do in Wal-Mart that...

[Dansen[Mouse]]

...that could get you kicked out

Just post down things that would be really funny to do in a store, just to have a good laugh, or to trick someone. Something that could drive people nuts, and maybe even get you kicked out.

I've done this game plenty of times and it could get real funny as people join.

I'll start.

Super gluing a quarter to the top of a 50 cent machine and watching to see how many people try to pick it up.

[blair]

Mess around with the bikes :3
Or anything loose that you can roam around the store on.

[Dansen[Mouse]]

XD thats funny, um...

Hide in a clothes rack and every time some one picks something up, call out, "Oh no, that wouldn't look good on you... no not that one either...definitely not that one!"

[[xoxo] shard. :)]

^{go into the bathroom stall, shake up a bottle of mountain dew, and undo the cap XD}

[Dansen[Mouse]]

!!!! Oh gosh, that would leave a huge mess! And what everyone else would think!

Um... Wait until someone says something over the intercom then go screaming down the halls yelling "The voices in my head are back!!!"

[KURI. (happy birfday to me :D)]

LOL Mousey. xDDDD I'm going to do that... jk.

[lonelylove :D]

OMG! I totally got a chain mail that had a list of things you can do at Walmart, but I think I deleted it :3
I think I remember that one of the things was to go to the toy section where they have a bin of bouncy balls and realease them so they bounce around the aisle :]
Oh, and another one was grab packages of tampons and sanitary pads and put them in random peoples' carts I like that one :]

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[Dansen[Mouse]]

Bouncey balls!!!!

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

[idk my bff brindle]

_{Walk around and every five minutes open your purse/bag whatever and ask into it "Do you have enough air in their?"}

[Dansen[Mouse]]

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

[idk my bff brindle]

_{Run up to a stranger and ask if you can borrow a dollar to call your mom. Wait five minutes and run and ask for another one because you spent the last one on candy. Repeat.}

[Dansen[Mouse]]

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

[sandy]

Super glueing the carts together

[Dansen[Mouse]]

Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my gosh, is it you? Oh my
gosh it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him.
Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then
walk away. Or a girl if your a guy XD

[sandy]

Flood the place And let the fish go

[Dansen[Mouse]]

!!! I would love to do that!!

Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.

[SHADE. :D]

Swap around all the price tags. ;]

[Wolf]

Use (or pretend to use) one of the potties then if anyone asks, say you couldn't help it, you had to get rid of that number 2 before it went in your pants.

[FIREH!!]

_{You could............ Find the PA system and say "-insert friend's name here- please come to the front desk, we found your monkey" Or whatever.}

[SHADE. :D]

Stand on the highest point you can find shouting that the shop is on fire, and everyone must evacuate.

[FIREH!!]

<sub>I love that one!!!

Uhmm... Take the carts from their spots and place them in random spots in the store.</sub>

[SHADE. :D]

Fill your trolley with loads of embarrasing things, like incontenence pants and diahorea tablets. Pretend you've seen a long-lost friend, run up to a random person and dump the trolley on them. Say, "I'll be right back!" Then leave the store. After ten minutes or so, repeat.

[xcreamcloudx]

HA! Walk through the store shouting random quotes from Ace Ventura! lol

[FIREH!!]

_{Nice guys!! Haha, the other day I was riding a cart through the store. It was amazing at the thoguht that I didn't get caught. But it was so much fun!!}

[xcreamcloudx]

Haha. I, Creamcloud, have returned! Walk around sampling the food in the produce section.

[FIREH!!]

<sub>Ride the carts through the aisles yelling, "HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!"

Ahaha, I actually did ride the carts through the aisles. T'was fun.</sub>

[ist whitehkaze<33]

Put a whoopie cushion or two in your armpit, walk by somebody, squish the whoopie cushion, and then look at the person like "LOLWTH?" and walk away. ;P Then repeat.

[Annie]

Fill your cart with lucky charms and start running around the parking lot, if a security guard chases you start screaming "Their after me lucky charms!"