OOC cats (weird game xD)

[x.Jolly.x]

<sup>Birdfeather: Skunkkit... why are you telling me that Santa will throw me in a ditch?
-looks over and sees Deathflight- Hello!

Me: Awkward!

Cinnabarkit: -Comes out of nowhere- RAWR! -Jumps on top of Rotmouth- I gots the kittycat now!</sup>

[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Barracudapaw: -twitches his only ear- Huh? Whuddat?

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[Dansen[Mouse]]

Brightclaw - Kits should go back with there mother.

[x.Jolly.x]

<sup>Hurricanekit: -is strutting back and forth- Well, well, Brightclaw. You believe that I should be with my mother? Well, I think that you should go away! -jumps on top of Brightclaw and tries to rip out fur-

Palegust: Ugh. Where's Mountainwind? I want to make fun of him.

Lonepaw: Aww, My mommy tried to kill me. She's in the Tribe of Nightmares. >.<</sup>

[(aurora) of the problematique]

<sub>Ghostlystar: This is pathetic. What's th'point in doin' somethin' like this if it's just goin' t'be borin'?

Gannetkit: I agree, good gentleman. What on earth am I doing here in this peasant gathering anyway? Mother! Take me home at once!</sub>[/color]

[FIREH!!]

<sub>ooc;; Ganners is the Stewie of BRC.

bic;;

Stormfeather: Hey Ghostlystar. Don't be like that. C'mon, let's go see what Grainpelt and Frostedwing are doing. -struts over to the pair and finds them playing with rocks- What are you doing?

Frostedwing: Nothin'.</sub>

[x.Jolly.x]

<sup>Hurricanekit: -losing interest with Brightclaw- GANNETKIT! I shall eat you for dinner! Haha! -jumps onto Gannetkit-

Cinnabarkit: Ghostystar! -runs over to Ghostlystar- Hi! Do ya wanna play a game with me?

Lonepaw: Hullo, Stormfeather. -walks over to Stormfeather-

Sapphirepaw: -walks over to Palegust- Hallo, old warrior. How are you today? I'm fine, just bored. Did you know that my siblings don't like me? They're jerks. I don't get it. They're all like, go away, and I'm like, Pssh! Yeah right? Anyways, yeah... I feel lonely... Wanna play a game? Huh? HUH? Naw... Pssh... Sapphire's in tha house! Totally! Am I annoying you? I was told that I talk alot... I don't know why... I don't think that I talk alt, I think that I talk very little... I don't really have anything to say. I am pretty quiet. Maybe I don't realize how much I talk... Oh, that would be bad. Don't you think-

Palegust: -smacks Sapphirepaw with a paw-</sup>

[Dansen[Mouse]]

Mountainwind: Palegust, you don't smack kits around! -smakes Palegust with paw-

Brightclaw: -trying to not go after Hurricanekit-

Me: -trying to hold back Brightclaw-

[x.Jolly.x]

<sup>Me: AHAHAHA Mouse, let Brightclaw go! It may be interesting! xD

Palegust: He wouldn't shut up.

Sapphirepaw: You tell him, Mountainwind! How do I know you? I dunno... I like talking, o you? It's fun, especially when people answer you. People don't usually answer me. I don't usually get hit, though. Palegust was the first one to. It wasn't fun. You know what else isn't fun? Snakes. Everone, snakes are poisonous. Don't get bit by one. You'll die and I'll miss you. I'll be sad. Please don't die. It makes me sad when Firestar loses lives. Seeing family members fighty make me sad as well-

Palegust: -smacks Sapphirepaw again- See what I mean?</sup>

[Ice]

<sup>Icefrost: -gasp- Don't smack Him!!!!!!! -runs and grabs Sapphirepaw-

Me:Icefrost calm down!

Firepaw: -evil laugh- Palegust you better not fall asleep tonight hehehehehe.... Oh! I mean...... Go ahead fall asleep nothing bad will happen to you since you smackedSapphirepaw!</sup>

[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Me: Dude, this game's like, dead. D: -calls the monks-

Monks: -come and do weird chant thingy- THIS GAME HAS BEEN RESURRECTED. TA DA. -disappear-

Me: YAY! =D

Larchpaw: -high-pitched drunken voice- OH SEEEALPAAAAW~! -hiccup-

Birchpaw (bio not made...): STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU'LL DIE IF YER MAH FWEND! D:

Cloverpaw: -stares strangely at Birchpaw- Uh, du'e? I think ya'll got somet'in wrong with yo head, boy. oO

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[Dansen[Mouse]]

Me: Yeah for the awesomesause Monks!!!

Alphapaw: Cloverpaw, don't talk to him. He's not from our Clan!

Wavedancer: Larchpaw, have you been drinking?!

[cheshy says grace]

Me: *gasp* MOUSEH USED BRINDLEZ WORD!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOOW

Sealpaw: Tehehehehe!!! *falls* *gets up* *goes off to search for sequoiapaw*

Cherrystem: LOLWAT

Otterspirit: WHYYYYY BARRENCLAW WHYYY DDD;

Mirrorpaw: *emoemo*

Laughingthrush: I AM SOO NOT GAY *girly lisp* I AM SO STRAIGHT. NOW LET'S GO TO LIBBY LU'S 8DD

Railfeather: Oh yeah, Laughingthrush, you're straight... as a circle

Seafeather: ...*disappears in closet with beechclaw doll* *molests beechclaw doll*

Me: *hides chainsaw in closet*

Seafeather: What are you doing in here?

Me: Hiding from Brindlez

Seafeather: Oh... Ok *resumes molesting Beechclaw doll*

Me: O__x Obsessed much?

Oath: I AM EVIL HEAR ME RAWR

Grieverstone: LULZ IMA ANGEL 8DDD

Pikachu: Hey guys, what's shakin'? Wait...

WTF WHAR'S ASH

Railfeather: *goes up to rubydusk* what's cookin' good-lookin'? >3

Rubydusk: *glareglareglare* Go be asexual

Railfeather: *offended*

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[idk my bff brindle]

Me: THAT'S RIGHT YOU USED A SACRED WORD! Though it wasn't 'bodacious', so relax (:
-chases Cheshy into closet-
-sees Seafeather molesting Beechclaw doll-
-backs out-

Beechclaw: Woman, what happened in there?

Me: ...Nothing...

Fieldpaw: Laughingthrush... you're... straight? O: -starts cutting self-

Galekit: Brindle doesn't have any adult she-cats in EclipseClan, so...
-goes up to Railfeather-
What's up? <3

Floodgate: LOLOLOLOL

Branchpaw: ....nehhh >____<

Pheasantkit: STFU ALL OF U OK??? omg ur such retards lol.

Brokencalling: ...who brought him here?

Me: Uhm, I did. -waves hand-

Brokencalling: -___- get him to leave~

Me: But I love him so <33

Beechclaw: -takes out Seafeather doll-

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[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Larchpaw: Drinking? Well, I did find this -hiccup- Twoleg stuff... Smells real sharp, tastes good... I feel all light-headed and giddy... Hehehehe... -hiccup- HEY SEALPAW WHERE YA GOIN' BABY...THERE'S THIS STUFF OVER HERE...TASTES GOOD AND MAKES YA FEEL REAL HAPPEH! -hiccup-

Cloverpaw: So wha' Alphapaw? I mean, this is an out o' chaructuh ro'play here. I's laihk...O-O-C. Out. O'. Chaructuh. And Clan starts wit a C too. So i's laihk, out o' Clan. See? So, we can talk to whoeva we feel laihk and know who they are even though we don' realleh know 'em. Yer so uptaight, man. -chill-

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[Dansen[Mouse]]

Me: Mhahahahaha! I dare to use other peoples words!!!!

Brightclaw: Oh shut up. -smacks Mouse-

Me: 3=

Alphapaw: -grabs Clover's muzzle- Will you shu' up! I can't understand a single thing you say! Where did you get that accent anyway?

Rainbowspirit: What's so funny, Flood?

Wavedancer: -walks away from drunk apprentice-

Raku: No one is eviler then me, Oath! And you roar like a kittypet!

[cheshy says grace]

Me: Mufufufu

Seafeather: *sees Beechclaw* *goes up to* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEE DD: *whinewhine*

Railfeather: *looks at Galekit* Hai... *resists becoming a pedophile*

Sealpaw: *tries twoleg stuff* Hehehheh it tastes good :3 *drinks more* Teeheeee... *no difference*

Laughingthrush: It's ok Fieldpaw, come here *pulls Fieldpaw toward him* Now, let's go into that bathroom over there... Alone... In the dark... But you don't have to be afraid cause I'm straight...

Railfeather: *poofs next to Laughingthrush* As a circle *poofs away*

Oath: OHYA U WANNA B3T PH34R M3H RAWWWR

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[idk my bff brindle]

Me: PSH PSH PSH. You're all just jealous of my amazingness. -sits by closet- I'm waiting to arrest you, Cheshy!

Floodgate: Galekit... hitting... on Railfeather -bursts into laughter again-

Beechclaw: Seafeather -emo- We've been over this. It's not that i don't care, I just feel like my obligation is to my Clan.

Me: -gigglesnort-

Beechclaw: WTF WOMAN? STFU D:< Anyways, I care for you very much, Seafeather.

Galekit: Oh, Railfeather... -swoons- I've always thought about you. You're so... handsome. -trails hand down chest seductively-

Fieldpaw: So we're going into a dark room all alone, but I don't have to be worried 'cause you're straight, yeah? SOUNDS GREAT LET'S GO HURRY UP CHOP CHOP!

Me: So, who's on top? O: Laughingthrush?

Pheasantkit: OMFG I SED 2 STFU OMG!!!!12!!1! y cant u jst lisen?? UGH ur so inconsdirte! just gtfo. its not evn rofl n e more.

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[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Larchpaw: WHEEE. Wait, yer not different. Maybe cuz yer already crazeh happeh? -sips at beer- HURHURHURHURHURHUR.

Cloverpaw: ...I dunno. And getchyor filtheh paws offa me! -swats- I think ya'll're just jealous cuz I got a cool unique accent and yer just a plain old emo tom with a no'mal dronin' voice. 8P

Birchpaw: -points paw at Laughingthrush- AHMIGAWDPEDOALURTPEDOALURT!!!

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[cheshy says grace]

Seafeather: IF YOU DID CARE YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN MY NAME RIGHT! D<

Laughingthrush: YES YES LET US HURRY INTO THE BATHROOM *shoves fieldpaw into bathroom and enters too* *locks it shut*

Bathroom: *a lot of banging and groans come from it*

Me: O___o *walks away from bathroom* *poofs up next to Brindlez* Ya, I'm pretty sure he is XD

Railfeather: *resists urge of rape* *smacks galekit's hand/paw thing* NUH! NUH RAPE! *reminds himself he is not a pedophile like oblivionpelt*

Adderpaw: *smacks pheasentkit* AYE SHADDAP D<

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[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Larchpaw: -ear to bathroom door- -appears to be in deep thought- -eyes looks at Sealpaw, ear still pressed to door-

Me: OMG WTF HELL NO LARCHPAW. YOU ARE WAY TO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT SORTA STUFF. BAD. -swats- OMG WTF. >[ See, Chesh, Brindle, now look what you've done to him. -taps foot-

Larchpaw: But me thinking about mating at an early age goes with the plot. D:

Me: NO STFU.

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[cheshy says grace]

Sealpaw: *smiles* *looks at shard* AWWEH RUIN MY FUN WHY DON'T YOU D<

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[[xoxo] shard. :)]

Me: -holding Larchpaw back- NO STFU.

Larchpaw: -scrambling- BUT SHARRRRD. STOP BE THE GOODY-GOODY YOU ARE AND EFFIN LEMME GO. -bites-

Me: NO STFU! -is bitten- -screech- -drops Larchpaw-

Larchpaw: -scrambles to Sealpaw-

Me: -looks at Larchpaw- NO STFU.

Larchpaw: ...is that all you can say?

Me: NO STFU.

Larchpaw: Oo Anyway... -licks Sealpaw's ear- -circles her- >3

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[x.Jolly.x]

Me: Uhh... this is getting kind of inappropriate -wanders over to Chesh and Brindle- Come out with your hands up, Chesh!

Raincatcher: OMG Wavedancer! I never thought I'd see you again! OMG! -runs up and tackles-

Palegust: Mirrorpaw! We need to train! Come! I will show you the ancient art of smacking annoying cats away!

Hurricanepaw: OMG! I'm an apprentice! -struts around-

Me: ...

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[idk my bff brindle]

Me: Oh fack xD

Beechclaw: OH SHUT IT WOMAN D: I editted it right! x___x

Fieldpaw: Ohhh... ahhh! AHHH!

Me: OH CRAP STOP THAT D: You'll corrupt everyone!

Galekit: RAILFEATHER! Are you saying I'm ugly!? -emoemoemo-

Pheasantkit: NO U STFU UR SO DUM ADDRRAW!!1!!1!

Me: -squees- I love him <3

Brokencalling: ...o____o

Pheasantkit: -smacks Larchpaw- omg wtf dont u undrstand??? stfu gtfo NOW!!!!!1!!!
-turns to Sealpaw- and omfg were do i start wit u??? ur just an apprentice!!!

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[x.Jolly.x]

Me: Hhahahahaha. Brindle, my friends say that all the time! By the way, -pushes Hurricanepaw over- Here you go!

'Mmwhathuhidon'tknowwhat'sgoingonJollytellmewhat'sgoingon!

Me: Hurricanepaw, didn't I tell you about your arranged marriage? Oops....

Cinnabarskies: Hmmwha? I have a feeling that I'm missing some thing here....

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[cheshy says grace]

Sealpaw: *looks at pheasantkit* Ohya, well you're just a n00b-ish kitten so thar! *turns back to larchpaw* Hey! There's a bathroom... Um... over there... *grabs and runs*

Laughingthrush: AY FIELDPAW, KEEP IT DOWN WILL YA... >> Sheesh you just had to be a screamer.

Me: NEVAHHHHHHHR *runs*

Mirrorpaw: Lulz OK *prances after Palegust*

Seafeather: -____-' Fine... You win this time... BUT I SHALL BE BACK!! *does little eye to eye thing* I'm watching you... Always watching you... *evil, insane cackle* YOU'LL BE MINE SOMEDAY! I SWEAR IT!

Railfeather: NUH NUH NUH YOUR NOT UGLY... YOUR JUST... LIKE, THREE MOONS OLD. AND I'M LIKE, TWENTY-FIVE MOONS OLD. SO YEH... Uh... AGE DIFFERENCE *phew* D;

Adderpaw: AT LEAST I DUN TLK LYK DIS!!1!!!1!! DD<

The Joker: *random maniacal cackles* Why So Serious? *licks lips* Do you wanna know how I got these scars? *holds up knife to Brokencalling's mouth* Do ya? Teeheheheee <8]

Me: Sorry... He's my new sex so I had to bring in the Heath Ledger Joker.

Grieverstone: *flies around* LOOK AT ME FLAP MUH WINGZ! 8DDD I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY I GOT CAUGHT BY THE FBIIIII ALL I WANTED WAS A CHICKEN WIIIIING SO I STOPPED BY BURGERKIIIIING I BELIEVE I CAN SOARRRRR FLY RIGHT THROUGH THAT OPEN DOOOOOOR... AND UM... I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST

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[idk my bff brindle]

Me: STOP RAGGIN' ON MY PHEASANTKIT!

Pheasantkit: YA! ur all jst SOOOO jealos!!! n FYI im not a n00b!!! ur the n00b! only wierd ppl r literat!!!!!

Me: LOL a n00b said that to me once.

Pheasantkit: HEY!!!!!

Me: Butyou'renotone<333

Brokencalling: oh holy sh.... here we go again >___> FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I GOT THESE SCARS.

Me: oh my gawd The Joker is just a Brokencalling imitation =3 They stole MY charrie! (and Mouse's ^^')

Beechclaw: Seafeather, please listen to me! I need to a deputy, I'm just not interested in a mate right now, okay?

Juniperkit: Uhm, hi, Hurricanepaw.

Fieldpaw: -throaty laugh- I'm not usually a screamer~ it's because you're so good! Now lean down so I can whisper naughty things in your ear~

Galekit: RAILFEATHER'S CALLING ME UGLY!!!

Me: -glares- go screw with someone your own age, Railfeather ._.

[cheshy says grace]

Me: *hears fieldpaw* ...I don't know what to say to that....

The Joker: Oh... Well.... Dammit. I can't be scary for five seconds without this friggin' cat pulling a 'Uhh... I dunno' GODDAMMIT. *throws knife on ground and goes to overdose on his meds*

Seafeather: OHYA THAT'S WHY YOUR GONNA GO SCREW THAT APPRENTICE TAINTEDPAW *glareglare*

Me: WAIIIT DUN KILL YOURSELF YET, JOKER! I LOOOVE YOUU

Adderpaw: *looks at brindle* Nevvverrrr!!!

Railfeather: *flail* I'M TRYING TO BUT SHE'S BEING WHINEY DDD8

Laughingthrush: Oh I am am I? .... *leans down* 83

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[idk my bff brindle]

Me: JOKER ASDF <3 -glomps and ties to tree and molests-

Pheasantkit: oh stfu!

Gannetpaw: ya, stfu!

Me: BWAHAHA.

Beechclaw: I'm not screwing Taintedpaw. It's called stress relief. You try being deputy. It's a very tense job, you know!

Me: STFU RAILFEATHER. -calls the cops- This pedo is trying to rape this kid D:<

Galekit: Hey, I'm willing-

Me: oh shut it x__x

Fieldpaw: oh yeah... that's right. I like it when you hit it like that, ohh.... Keep going baby... hold me down and put your -trails off into passionate murmurs-

Me: IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 13, DO NOT READ THE ABOVE POST KTHX.

Floodgate: Just as long as you know no one is gonna listen...

Brokencalling: Haha, I win again FTW!

Pheasantkit: HEY STFU!

Gannetpaw: Ya, STFU, peasants! hmph.

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